Actually, they had all these conveniences, just no electricity to make them work.
That came Tuesday night when the Les' home became the last of 250,000 households to have their power restored after storms whipped through North Texas on April 10.
"I didn't realize how dependent I was on electricity," Desiree Le said in her hot and humid home Tuesday evening. "Even my can opener is electric."
The power outage has been a drain on the northwest Dallas family, to say the least.
"We can't do laundry, can't vacuum, can't save any food," Ms. Le said shortly before the electricity came on.
Ms. Lee and her 2-year-old daughter, Fayte, had to make daily shopping trips to the grocery store and rely on takeout for most dinners.
"Every day, I go to CVS and pick up milk for her," Ms. Le said, "and put it in a cooler."
When the storms hit that early Thursday morning, lightning downed an oak tree in the Les' back yard. A live power line snapped, flying precariously close to Ms. Le's bedroom.
"I saw the light, and I woke up," she said. "The live wire was sparking everywhere."
The storm left a hole – about a foot in diameter – in the roof, and bricks in the exterior wall were cracked. And an electrician told the Les that the electrical box was probably destroyed by lightning.
Those complications caused the lengthy process of getting power restored.
An Oncor work crew told the family that power couldn't be restored to the house until the Les had an electrician replace the damaged electrical box and repair a mast on the roof.
An electrician couldn't replace the box until a contractor fixed the cracked brick wall and patched the hole in the roof.
And before any of that work could begin, an insurance adjuster was required to inspect the damage.
The insurance adjuster initially said he couldn't stop by until the following week.
"I said, 'No, no, no. [I'm] five months' pregnant, I have a 2-year-old, and I've already had to deal with this for five days," Ms. Le said.
Ms. Le said she spent three to four hours on the phone every day coordinating all the necessary steps to get the power back on.
She had to negotiate with electricians to get an affordable price to repair the electrical box. Often she had to bolt home from her teaching job at Cary Middle School to meet workers for estimates.
"I called five different roofers because no one could come out to do it," she said. "Finally we found a decent roofing guy."
Even using the phone was a rationed luxury. Without electricity to charge her cellphone, Ms. Le would plug the phone in at work or charge it with her car battery.
Her husband, Khoa, had to stay at work late because he needed a computer and Internet access for his advertising job.
With Mr. Le out of town this week for a business trip, Ms. Le was uneasy that the home security alarm wasn't working.
Fayte also had a hard time adjusting.
"Not being able to make what she wants is the hardest thing," Ms. Le said. "She'd open the fridge and say, 'This is broken.' "
Ms. Le's pregnancy cravings for meat and potatoes had to go unfulfilled.
"At night, I get hungry. I go over to the fridge" – and curse, she said.
Last week, during a chilly evening, Mr. and Ms. Le heated their house from the fireplace. But when temperatures reached almost 90 degrees this week, Ms. Le found little comfort in the stuffy home.
"It's very hot when you've got a few extra pounds," she said.
Even without electricity, Ms. Le still walked around and instinctively flicked on light switches. Most of their light came from a $45 handheld lantern. That came to a halt about 6:45 p.m. Tuesday, when two Oncor workers came to restore the power. About half an hour later, the Les were finally thrust back into modern life.
"We've got fans! We've got lights!" Ms. Le exulted as she ran inside her home.
Though she teaches history every day, Ms. Le never thought she would have to live it.
"You hear about life in cabins," she said, "but you don't have any conception of what life is like until you don't have electricity."