Like the final scene from the Sylvester Stallone Oscar snubbed film Over The Top, we are locked in the arm wrestling match of all arm wrestling matches for the livelihood of our family's best interests.After discussing the situation with our agent and with our families, we've decided to back away from the table, sit off to the side, and flex our giant collective veiny Asian-Latina bicep (with a dollar sign tattoo) to make them sweat like Patrick Ewing, aka The Human Shower. Seriously, dude should've locked in an endorsement deal with Kohler during his playing days. An opportunity lost.
Speaking of opportunities lost, we've decided that if we were to lose this home to an offer that is better than 100% with 3% seller concessions, then good for the seller. One side is going to crack and right now, it's no sweat off our back to wait.
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